My chat with God!!!
Me: is this god!!
God: I think so
Me: you are not sure??
God: well last time I checked I still was god!!
Me: when was the last time u checked?
God: lemme check (a short pause)... about 2 years back...
Me: so are you still god or not?
God: lemme check (a long pause)...well I just asked my seceratary...i am God!!
Me: you have to ask your secretary whether you are god or not?
God: well just wanted to confirm!!
Me: so she told you and you believed her!!
God: two things ….one he told me …second...yes I believed him...
God: yeah!! Why is there a problem?
Me: well! No… it is not a problem, but I thought you would have a female secretary!!
God: haven’t you heard of sexual discrimination laws!!!
Me: yes I guess you were right!!
God: thank you!!
Me: so you are definitely god?
God: u still have doubts??
God: why is that?
Me: hmm…isn’t it a little weird...to be chatting with god on messenger!!
God: Boy!! Which world are you living in …internet is everywhere...and thanks to the satellites you guys have launched the wireless signal here is very strong..
Me: ohm!! okie..But it is still weird!!
Me: aren’t you supposed to speak to me directly from the sky!!
God: I don’t want to disturb the others who are doing their work!!
Me: ohh that makes sense!!
God: good! Don’t you have any work?
Me: well you should know!!
Me: isn’t god supposed to know everything?
God: is it? (Lemme check)
God: yeah just found out...i know it .but just don’t remember it …
Me: how did u find that out?
God: I asked my fellow gods here and my secretary confirmed!!
Me: you asked your secretary??
God: aren’t secretaries supposed to help you out with such matters...part of his job description!
Me: well are you sure you are god?
God: you still don’t believe me? Well, if may ask, who are you?
Me: oh god wouldn’t need to ask me that?
God: and why is that?
Me: ohh come on you are supposed to have all the knowledge in the world and you don’t know who you are chatting with?
God: well I do know but I just don’t remember!! Have a lot of things on my mind…
Me: yeah right!! You definitely are joking
God: well lemme see… (Goes on narrating my biodata)
Me: how did u find out?
God: kid are you crazy or you just don’t get it? I am god...
Me: but you didn’t know all this, a few main back
God: lot of data...asked my seceratary to look it up …
Me: ohh so you have archived information about everyone ehh?
God: yeah and at a given point of time have access to only a select portion...portion that is relevant …so takes time to sort out the huge amount of data
Me: well you secretary seems to be real good at searching for the required info!!
God: yeah he is!! I have a very stringent selection procedure
Me: is it...
God: yeah we do thorough background checks …and then there is an assessment center
Me: ohh what are the skills that look for
God: he has to be a good man/ woman …he must be a diligent hard worker...
Me: yeah I guess, he has to be very good to help do so much data handling
God: ohh we have tools like Google desktop search to help in searching
Me: I can help you set up the network!!
Me: yeah so that you and the other gods can all have conferences!!
God: ohh so you want to help us out ehh? Please wait!!
[God is offline]
Secy: what happened sir? Who was it you were chatting with...?
God: some pesky little kid who wanted to get the back door entry into heaven...he offered to set up a network here …
Secy: that was new one!!!